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one day these 3 very good friends were driving in thier car when they got in a
horrible accident and all 3 died
At heavens gate, they met Peter the gate keeper
Peter welcomed them to heaven and then told them there was only one rule in
Heaven "Don't Step On A Duck"
the 3 looked at each other with no understanding of the rule but this being heaven they said all was good, So Peter opened the gate and instantly they realized why there was a rule, "Don't Step On A Duck"
Everywhere there were ducks walking around. so the 3 went inside and began to walk around, but one was not careful and yes he then stepped on a duck.
Immediately Peter showed up and said "you broke the dont step on a duck rule"
and as punishment you will be handcuffed to this woman for all eternity.
The woman was one of the most ugly women ever seen and the friend who stepped on the duck was very sad.
So the other 2 not wanting to be handcuffed to an ugly woman for eternity, were now very careful where they walked, but of course not careful enough.
Peter showed up with an even uglier, more hidieous woman than the last one
The last friend really did not want that kind of punishment so he was extremly careful for days and weeks, but yes he got careless one day and accidently stepped on a duck.
And of course here came Peter with his handcuffs, the friend to scared to look just stood there with his eyes closed while peter put the cuffs on.
after awhile the last friend finally decided to open his eyes and to see his fate
Standing there handcuffed to him was the most beautiful woman he ever saw
He was speechless as he was looking at her, Finally he began to tell her how beautiful she was, but before he could finish she yelled at him
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"SHUT UP!, I STEPPED ON A DUCK!"
