Apollyon 1st Class Private
Posts : 25 Join date : 2009-09-13 Location : Behind you with Pandoras ready to fire
| Subject: NOT A RACIAL JOKE, DONT GET OFFENDED Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:20 pm | |
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there were 3 guys, best friends, a black man, a hispanic man, and a polish man
they all worked together on the high steel on high rise building projects each day they ate their lunch together up on the high steel
the black man opened his lunch one day and said: "Fried Chicken, mashed potatoes, and watermelon, AGAIN!!! I am so sick of the same thing for lunch every day, every day the same thing, nothing changes. If i get the same thing again tomorrow, i will just end my life by jumping off this building."
the Hispanic man opened his lunch and said: "Man i am so sick of the same thing too, every day i get enchiladas, rice and beans, if i get the same thing tomorrow i will kill myself too."
the Polish man opened his lunch too and looked inside and said: "Peanut butter and jelly and potato chips again! i am so tired of the same thing everyday, if get this one more day i will kill myself too.?
The next day at lunch time, the Black man opened his lunch and looked inside "fried chicken AGAIN! i am done with this life" he then jumped off the high steel and ended his life. The Hispanic man was afraid to look in his lunch but he did, "Enchiladas AGAIN! I am tired of this" and then he jumped off the building too. The Polish man opened his lunch too, and sure enough peanut butter and Jelly he said "I said i would kill myself too, so i will" and he jumped too.
later that week at the funeral all three wifes were crying over the loss of thier husbands The wife of the Black man said "if only he had said i am tired of fried chicken, i would have made him something different, ribs, steak, anything, and he would be alive now" The wife of the Hispanic man said "yes if only my husband woudl have said he didnt want enchiladas, i could have made him burritos, or carnitas,anything different and he would be alive too."
The wife of the Polish man said "I dont understand it, every day he made his own lunch." | |
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