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A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Texas and goes to a big
'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The
Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?' The kid says
'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin ' Well, the boss liked
the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come
down after we close and see how you did.' His first day on the job was
rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the
boss came down. ‘How many customers bought something from you
today? The kid says 'one'. he boss says 'Just one? Our sales people average
20 to 30 customers
A day. How much was the sale for?' The kid says '$191,237.65 '. The boss
says '$191, 237.65? What the heck did you sell?'
The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold
him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
said down the coast, so I told him he was going
to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a
Twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he
didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the
automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'
The boss said, 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?' The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons
for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.
