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In the park there was 2 statues a nude male, and a nude female
They were beautiful statues, and people came from far away to come see these
2 works of art, for many many years this took place
One day an angel appeared and said "you 2 have brought much joy to many people for many years, so God has said "you can both have 1/2 hour of life as a reward"
Instantly the statues came to life, they both looked at each other got big smiles, took each other by the hand and ran off into the bushes
for 15 minutes you could hear laughing, bushes rustling, and more laughing
then the 2 came out with the biggest smiles on their faces
The Angel says "you know you still have 15 minutes to go"
One statue looks at the other with a big smile and says "You want to do it again?"
The other says "Ok let's do it again, but this time you hold the pigeon and i'll poop on his head"